The Onion's Funniest Stoner Headlines (PICTURES)

The Onion has lampooned just about every type of person over the years, but there's one stereotype that consistently inspires some of the satirical paper's funniest headlines: The "Stoner."

To celebrate marijuana's unofficial holiday, 4/20, we've compiled some of the best Onion headlines about weed enthusiasts that the paper has ever run. Check out our slideshow below and click the links to read the full articles.

• Area Stoner Has Mind-Blowing-Out-Of-Cheetos Experience

  It was like a spiritual journey, for <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-stoner-has-mindblowing-outofcheetos-experienc,1559/" target="_blank">lazy people</a>.

• Stoners Announce Plans To Get Stoned For That

  Plans they will <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/stoners-announce-plans-to-get-stoned-for-that,5996/" target="_blank">actually follow</a> through with.

• Area Stoners Mistakenly Hold Massive Kemp Rally

  It was an honest <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-stoners-mistakenly-hold-massive-kemp-rally,1042/" target="_blank">mistake</a>.

• Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High

  That <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-p,504/" target="_blank">pizza</a> took a while to reach it's destination.

• Man Freely Smoking Pot In Washington Literally Has No Issue He Feels Strongly About Anymore

  Some people just <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-freely-smoking-pot-in-washington-literally-has,30635/" target="_blank">do not care</a>.

• Marijuana Use Triples Among Gary

  Come on, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/marijuana-use-triples-among-gary,17028/" target="_blank">Gary</a>.

• Area Stoner Convinced Everyone On TV Also Stoned

  http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-stoner-convinced-everyone-on-tv-also-stoned,548/

• Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite

  Mom hates him, but he's the <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/stoner-uncle-all-the-kids-favorite,1402/" target="_blank">coolest</a>.

• Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son

  Will I ever make you <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/alcoholic-father-disappointed-in-pothead-son,1368/" target="_blank">proud</a>?

• Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

  <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/stoner-architect-drafts-allfoyer-mansion,1469/" target="_blank">Stoner architecture</a> is sadly unappreciated.

• Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids

  Surprise, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/drug-use-down-among-uncool-kids,894/" target="_blank">surprise</a>.

• Stoner Regales Friends With Tale Of This One Bong He Saw In Iowa City Once

  One <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/stoner-regales-friends-with-tale-of-this-one-bong,1612/" target="_blank">epic</a> tale.

• U.S. Drug Czar Announces: "I'm Higher Than Hell Right Now"

  The best <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-drug-czar-announces-im-higher-than-hell-right-n,19548/" target="_blank">press conference</a> ever.

• Stoners Bestow 1996 Medal Of Honor On Fritos

  A <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/stoners-bestow-1996-medal-of-honor-on-fritos,1018/" target="_blank">well-deserved</a> award.

• Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas

  A new kind of <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/weed-delivery-guy-saves-christmas,1264/" target="_blank">Santa</a>.

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